“I’ve got to pee,” proclaims my daughter before bath in several states of disrobing and then again during bath. Each time she gets on the toilet and then smiles and says that she actually doesn’t. What she wants is some attention, but this is not the way to get it.
My wife tells her she is crying wolf. My daughter asks what that means. “There is a story about a boy and a wolf.”
“Was he peeing on him?”
My wife and I laugh until we cry.